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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
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Charles M. Schulz

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Can’t describe what my life is like when she asks about it.

Drake

Can't describe what my life is like when she asks about it. - Drake
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Drake

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‘I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen non-percent of.

Louis C.K.

'I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen non-percent of. – Louis C.K.
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Louis C.K.

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The edge of nowhere is such a beautiful place.

The Wombats

The edge of nowhere is such a beautiful place. - The Wombats
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The Wombats

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You’re an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed by sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see? You hang around cafes.

Ernest Hemingway

You’re an expatriate. You’ve lost touch with the soil. You get precious. Fake European standards have ruined you. You drink yourself to death. You become obsessed by sex. You spend all your time talking, not working. You are an expatriate, see? You hang around cafes. - Ernest Hemingway
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Ernest Hemingway

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

Rudyard Kipling

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. – Rudyard Kipling
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Rudyard Kipling

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But that’s the glory of foreign travel, as far as I am concerned. I don’t want to know what people are talking about. I can’t think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything. Suddenly you are five years old again. You can’t read anything, you have only the most rudimentary sense of how things work, you can’t even reliably cross a street without endangering your life. Your whole existence becomes a series of interesting guesses.

Bill Bryson

But that’s the glory of foreign travel, as far as I am concerned. I don’t want to know what people are talking about. I can’t think of anything that excites a greater sense of childlike wonder than to be in a country where you are ignorant of almost everything. Suddenly you are five years old again. You can’t read anything, you have only the most rudimentary sense of how things work, you can’t even reliably cross a street without endangering your life. Your whole existence becomes a series of interesting guesses. – Bill Bryson
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Bill Bryson

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A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

John Steinbeck

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. – John Steinbeck
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John Steinbeck

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Life is too short to last long.

Blink 182

Life is too short to last long. - Blink 182
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Blink 182

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Just like they do in the Mediterranean, spin you around me again and again.

Ed Sheeran

Just like they do in the Mediterranean, spin you around me again and again. - Ed Sheeran
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Ed Sheeran

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I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.

Oscar Wilde

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. – Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde

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Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation.

Gayland Anderson

Nothing lasts forever, except the day before you start your vacation. – Gayland Anderson
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Gayland Anderson

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